Jan 31, 2015

Meaning of life ( for those who don't use Internet Explorer)

Life is a piece of shit. The more clever you are, more unhappy you get. It is a constant rollercoaster of infortunate events, mixed with 5% of moments of the true joy. Therefore, don't take it serious.Try to recognise opportunities to make some money, but apart from that -  just have fun.
Nothing is completely clean and nothing is sacred on this damn world. Make fun of it 24/7. Be a child forever. Don't be affraid of death ; death never ends, but neither the life does.
Be more artistic when you insult people. Hurt their feelings. It will make you feel better.
Play games only on your homeground. Don't waste energy on battles that will bring you nothing.
Try not to be serial killer, although i's very tempting sometimes.

Timebreaker

I have the power. If I go out , having an umbrella in my hand, there is 0% probability for rain, no matter how cloudy it is. On the other hand, if I put sunglasses on, there will be thunderstorm within 40 minutes.
When I bought the sledge for my son -  there was no snow for 3 years.
Btw, I also noticed that all the things you have at your home all the time, disappear when you run out of money. First thing that evaporates is toilet paper and toothpaste.

Jan 29, 2015

The hence

White cat went over the fence.
therefore it's hence ;
she caught sparrow with such a speed !
therefore it's indeed .

Jan 28, 2015

Winter

Wintertime is so nice and romantic that it makes me wanna throw up.
I hope that one day there will be a possibility for all the people who like snow and cold weather to take it to their homes and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
Give me sun, give me T shirt and shorts, give me green hills and even fukking mosquitos.

Jan 26, 2015

Deja vu

Had a perfect deja vu. But unlike the other deja vus, I remembered where I snesed this one before. It was a dream. Actually it was a nightmare because of .... well, my options. I t was a dream of me sitting here, reading something on the internet, while my friend is on another PC. And it's the feeeling, not the picture.In few seconds of a dream you're able to see all. Dreams are not made of pictures, events of feelings; they are made of plasma that conects it all in one.
I used to think that deja vu is divine intervention. God help us dream about all that will happen in future, in order to save our mind, because some things are too painfull and could easily burn your mind if you're not prepared. So basicaly, that's the intro ino future ; you dream of it and forget it, but it stays in your subconsciousness.
But what if deja vu is just an anomaly ? Sometimes I think : the endless universe is absurd thing, but it's there, so impossible thing is happening. In that case, everything is always happening. All time is always happening.
That makes deja vu a brief burst, where one timeframe collides with the other.
In any case, we are humanoids with limited brainpowe, but death doesn't appear to be stopping anything.

Jan 23, 2015

Nice one

On my way here I stepped on a crossroad. I saw car approaching and went back to sidewalk, since in my country drivers don't let you pass easily. But the car stopped and I saw a local priest driving it.He showed me with his hand to walk on. Very polite.I waved backed and crossed the road.
Nice Peugeot you have there dear "father".